Sausage Has Always Been One Of My Favorite Words...

even before i saw this:

sorry old horse...seriously, geniuses.

some more woody sort of words:

parfait, as in alternating layers of ice cream, fruit, nuts, syrups, and other assorted confections served in a tall, narrow glass (Old French)
parquet, as in alternating patterns of short strips or blocks of various woods and sometimes other materials (Old French)
Parkay, as in the butter-substitute (Corporate America)
figment, as in something sweet and biblical dancing through my fantasies
(Fucked Up Kid)
lover's spat, as in not interested (Feverish and Celibate)

And finally the answer to this little riddle:
Turtles are in fact reptiles! (not amphibians as some have come to suppose)
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