A Quarry Of Quips & Quibbles

Everyone should have a personal brochure so that we can easily learn a little bit about each other.

Modern-day dating should be cast into the sea. Instead, public libraries would host formal meetings (held in little privacy booths) involving those aforementioned personal brochures and resumes.

Before you propose to marry...
1. ask your friends and family what they think... they know you best. Most likely their eyes are not made of kaleidoscopes.
2. go canoing together... just the two of you. Most likely you'll find out pretty quick if things are going to work out or not.

Seaweed is a good toothpaste. Pine Tar is an excellent shampoo. God is a giant snail who lives in heaven.

Humility might mean that you have the gift to lead others to the choicest fruits. It will definitely mean that you love them if they choose rotten meat instead.

Tell someone whom you love and trust the worst things you've ever done. Most likely you'll be much more free to love and trust.