Ginger Ale Daydreaming

1. Don't take yourself too seriously
2. Consider spending the money and time at a coin laundry
3. Love others

I made a new friend!

Mixed Emotion Candy

Highlights from the best weekend of the year perhaps...

• Wiffle and Junk Ball with my best friends

• The Hills and their hairy first born

• A new ultimate team-up featuring Jameson and Reed's Ginger (brought to us by another new ultimate team-up, Josh and Amanda)

• Penis Size ≠ Confidence (despite some theories that have arisen... ahem)

• A poetic moment featuring Berman, Newsom and my new friend Daniel

• Phillyside!

• Polly's first turkey, rootabaga power!, and SUGAR COOKIE EGG NOG!

• Greg saying "Don't you ever do this!", singing Amy Grant at the Virgin Megastore, and flying with a jetpack

• Aaron knowing the lyrics to outdated pop songs, being a gypsy with a sackful of melted ice cream and a straw in his pocket, and LOVE IS GOD!

• Filled-up friend quotas

• 18 holes with Peter and Little Joe

• Molten lava

• Hope

There is a God in heaven...

and he knows what I like!

Thanks Israel.

This Past Week...

I managed to:

• destroy my body with florescent inks and oversized printing... creating curses and hatred for screen printing

• polish off 4 bottles of cheap red wine in as many nights

• create my new favorite sandwich consisting of bacon, yellow mustard and bread

• revive my spirit with plasticharge and softhand (these are not sexual references)... sparking my deep love for screen printing

• add to my gay factor by quoting Morrissey on a regular basis

• create my new favorite beverage consisting of tomato juice, worcestershire sauce, tabasco sauce, spanish olives, salt and pepper

• find this masterpiece (see video below) after remembering classic movies/tv shows about my new favorite friends, chimps and orangutans.



Apparently, people are still interested in making human babies (instead of just getting a pet chimp)...


Case in point: The newest twin addition to the Bowen/Eastman family (btw, what is that creamy avocado dollop coming out of the navel? I wish I could do that, add it to a spicy soup... smooth things out a little.)

Also, Petito's Tight Slice designed and printed these earlier this year for Acorn Amps (my brother Tyler's new company)...



and that little baby genius made them into this!

Dearest Friend,

see before the rain there is a cloud

Instead of Children!

Two

Temped a thin pink and talked about Montreal with Seripop.

I Wish I Had A Dream Last Night...

I had a dream last night that I was skating in a ladies boutique that Rick worked at. I can't even land hardflips in my dreams. Most likely this dream occurred because I went to Sunday service yesterday... whenever I daydream in church, it's usually about doing nollie flips down the aisle or crooked grinds on the pulpit. This phenomenon has been happening to me since middle school.


This kid is a shredder for so many reasons!

Oh Ye of Little Faith!

Dear George...

Truly, you are God's servant.

Forever indebted,
Aust!n


George Michael / One More Try

I Need Saving From Myself!

Yes, someone please lift me up with a rainbow plane and send me to Canada!

Thanks Azuree.