Perhaps the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Where is this magical place and why don't I live there?
Monday, March 31, 2008
A Few Finds I Found In Durham
Things I Did This Past Week
• Drove to Durham, NC in an attempt to relocate there
• Shopped frugally (sort of) at a Kroger
• Watched a show about Japanese architecture in a hotel with Israel and Barnocky
• Foresaw that I wouldn't be offered a job in Durham
• Drove to Duluth, GA to work on my website with James
• Won a game of Gaylord Perry with TJ, Joe, and James (thanks to that pole in the last inning!)
• Felt relief when I wasn't offered a job in Durham
• Watched a few film interpretations of Samuel Beckett plays with Joe
• Danced with Otis and Ruby
• Threw wiffle balls to my genius little brother who is obsessed with the alphabet
• Drank RW Knudsen's Sparkling Strawberry Juice
• Played LOTR pinball at a Taco Mac (a restaurant chain in GA that doesn't sell tacos)
• Lost badly in a game of Phase 10 (even though I had a total of 5 points after the first 5 rounds)
• Walked through woods and creeks with Mark and Mammers (some people call this "Hiking"... I don't)
• Talked about making BLTs for Pugs with The Orrico's ("Mitza, you want a sandwich?")
• Held my new baby sister, Laney Rae (the first Petito girl born in 77 years!)
• Rejoiced over Opening Day!
• Drove home to Orlando in high hopes of the coming year there
Monday, March 24, 2008
Dear Orlando...
Am I doomed to squeeze juice from your plastic fruit for another year?
I make a note.
Regretfully yours,
Marion B.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
I Like Food, Food Tastes Good!
Cleaning up your computer can be a real treat!
I'd like to thank Hostess Fruit Pies circa 2004 for helping make this possible.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Florida!
TrampQuake 1 / shortformelissa
TrampQuake 2
TrampQuake 3
That's My Bike, Punk!
Best Fwiends! / ajpokorny
Orlando Bike Crew Ruling St. Augustine!
2 Bros Bike
Friday, March 14, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Inspired By Youngblood
Somewhere in a small Canadian town
lies a boarding hostel for minor league hockey players
and a matinee showing The Slumber Party Massacre
where the sight of blood brings to mind:
memories of stolen romance novels,
a walkman playing Little Lies by Fleetwood Mac,
and an old wooden desk where someone scrawled "This Heart Is Not A Test"